Ronald U. Swanson: Lacking a Valentine
Millicent Gergich has LITERALLY torn my heart from my body, and replaced it with a thick slab of sadness. I may never smile again. I’ve just started this, I see my fellow co-workers have created one which only means that I must join them! I’ve just returned from…
Ron Swanson. You are a good man. I am truly, I mean truly honored by your invitation and I would be glad to accompany you! I will engage in eating dead animal carcass just for you, and then go on a 6 day purifying binge to counteract it. But I am delighted!
aw a little man date goin’ on!
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