Ronald U. Swanson

Ronald Swanson, Director of the Pawnee City Department of Parks and Recreation. Do not ask me things.

I was bored so I did a social experiment by I pretening to be a sex hotline worker when people called Ron.

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leslieknope2k12:

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danceuponyou:

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The results:

4 people were really embarrassed and hung up

2 people were worried it would show up on their bill

1 person is a freak and I’m scarred for life

I will not be doing this again. God.

so what’s swansong’s number again? ;)

Somehow I don’t think Ron would complain if we changed his office phone number. Or just got rid of his phone altogether.

I left it unplugged today.

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