Ronald U. Swanson

Ronald Swanson, Director of the Pawnee City Department of Parks and Recreation. Do not ask me things.
leslieknope2k12: baconwrappedswanson: “Hello! My name is Ron Swanson. In general I try never to speak with people, but I have been drinking this Snake Juice thing and it’s damn good. You should buy it.” (For Leslie) Easy for you to say, you weren’t deathly hungover the next morning, Ron. Leslie, hangovers are your body’s way of telling you that you do not have enough protein in your diet.

leslieknope2k12:

baconwrappedswanson:

“Hello! My name is Ron Swanson. In general I try never to speak with people, but I have been drinking this Snake Juice thing and it’s damn good. You should buy it.”

(For Leslie)

Easy for you to say, you weren’t deathly hungover the next morning, Ron.

Leslie, hangovers are your body’s way of telling you that you do not have enough protein in your diet.

(Source: astoldbytanner)

  1. checkoutbannermichael reblogged this from astoldbytanner and added:
    i feel as if i drank this last night.
  2. kaywan reblogged this from baconwrappedswanson
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  4. literallyawesome reblogged this from baconwrappedswanson and added:
    Actually, Ron, hangovers are your body’s way of telling you that you don’t have enough water in your system. Alcohol is...
  5. baconwrappedswanson reblogged this from leslieknope2k12 and added:
    Leslie, hangovers are your body’s way of telling you that you do not have enough protein in your diet.
  6. leslieknope2k12 reblogged this from baconwrappedswanson and added:
    say, you weren’t deathly hungover the next morning, Ron.
  7. baconwrappedswanson reblogged this from astoldbytanner and added:
    “Hello! My name is Ron Swanson. In general I try never to speak with people, but I have been drinking this Snake Juice...
  8. misskittyfantastico reblogged this from astoldbytanner and added:
    Starting to draft out my own recipe for Snake Juice since I’m not entirely convinced of the other one I found. I figure...
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  11. wee-babyseamus reblogged this from ralphabetsoup and added:
    The bottle in the actual episode was way cooler with the snake metal ring and all....LOVE...
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  13. ralphabetsoup reblogged this from astoldbytanner and added:
    HIGH END. VIP. EXCLUSIVE. I need this shit right now
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  15. thriftking reblogged this from astoldbytanner and added:
    I want some hahaha
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