Ronald U. Swanson

Ronald Swanson, Director of the Pawnee City Department of Parks and Recreation. Do not ask me things.
“Hello! My name is Ron Swanson. In general I try never  to speak with people, but I have been drinking this Snake Juice thing  and it’s damn good. You should buy it.”
(For Leslie)

“Hello! My name is Ron Swanson. In general I try never to speak with people, but I have been drinking this Snake Juice thing and it’s damn good. You should buy it.”

(For Leslie)

(Source: astoldbytanner)

  1. checkoutbannermichael reblogged this from astoldbytanner and added:
    i feel as if i drank this last night.
  2. kaywan reblogged this from baconwrappedswanson
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  4. literallyawesome reblogged this from baconwrappedswanson and added:
    Actually, Ron, hangovers are your body’s way of telling you that you don’t have enough water in your system. Alcohol is...
  5. misskittyfantastico reblogged this from astoldbytanner and added:
    Starting to draft out my own recipe for Snake Juice since I’m not entirely convinced of the other one I found. I figure...
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  8. wee-babyseamus reblogged this from ralphabetsoup and added:
    The bottle in the actual episode was way cooler with the snake metal ring and all....LOVE...
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  10. ralphabetsoup reblogged this from astoldbytanner and added:
    HIGH END. VIP. EXCLUSIVE. I need this shit right now
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  12. thriftking reblogged this from astoldbytanner and added:
    I want some hahaha
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