February 2012
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literallythebestcitycouncil:
number1coltsfan:
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baconwrappedswanson:
number1coltsfan:
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benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
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benjamin-ben-wyatt:
According to Leslie’s increasingly less coherent texts, things...
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number1coltsfan:
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benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
leslieknope2k12:
benjamin-ben-wyatt:
According to Leslie’s increasingly less coherent texts, things seemed to be really heating up at the Snakehole. Apparently, even Ron was getting in on it. Feeling worlds…
Chris was starting to feel a little lightheaded from all of the...
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literallythebestcitycouncil:
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literallythebestcitycouncil:
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Chris had begun to feel just a tad woozy, nothing he couldn’t...
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get on your feet!: tommy—timberlake: literallythebestcitycouncil: Chris had begun to feel…
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Chris had begun to feel just a tad woozy, nothing he...
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leslieknope2k12:
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tommy—timberlake:
literallythebestcitycouncil:
Chris had begun to feel just a tad woozy, nothing he couldn’t handle…yet.
“I just texted Ben!” Leslie shouted.
“Oh! Well thats lovely! I’d be delighted if he would join us!” Chris said. He was actually...
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literallythebestcitycouncil:
baconwrappedswanson:
literallythebestcitycouncil:
leslieknope2k12:
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leslieknope2k12:
tommy—timberlake:
literallythebestcitycouncil:
Chris had begun to feel just a tad woozy, nothing he couldn’t handle…yet.
“I just texted Ben!” Leslie shouted.
“Oh! Well thats lovely! I’d be delighted if he would join us!” Chris said. He was...
get on your feet!: tommy—timberlake:... →
literallythebestcitycouncil:
leslieknope2k12:
literallythebestcitycouncil:
leslieknope2k12:
tommy—timberlake:
literallythebestcitycouncil:
Chris had begun to feel just a tad woozy, nothing he couldn’t handle…yet.
“I just texted Ben!” Leslie shouted.
“Oh! Well thats lovely! I’d be delighted if he would join us!” Chris said. He was actually pretty shocked at how well he…
Chris...
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tommy—timberlake:
literallythebestcitycouncil:
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Millicent Gergich has LITERALLY torn my heart from my body, and replaced it with a thick slab of sadness. I may never smile again. I’ve just started this, I see my fellow co-workers have created one which only means that I must join them! I’ve just returned from…
Ron Swanson. You are a good man. I am truly, I...
Lacking a Valentine
literallythebestcitycouncil:
Millicent Gergich has LITERALLY torn my heart from my body, and replaced it with a thick slab of sadness. I may never smile again. I’ve just started this, I see my fellow co-workers have created one which only means that I must join them! I’ve just returned from a gathering that Leslie put together for Ann Perkins to find a new partner. Alas, I’ve just lost my...
January 2012
18 posts
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leslieknope2k12:
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leslieknope2k12 replied to your post: Leslie, why do people keep asking me if you’re good at bowling?
It’s a long story. Just tell them that I’m amazing at it.
I’m more amazing than you, in any case. Even Tom bowls better than you, and he had an injured hand!
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leslieknope2k12 replied to your post: Leslie, why do people keep asking me if you’re good at bowling?
It’s a long story. Just tell them that I’m amazing at it.
Leslie, why do people keep asking me if you're...
number1coltsfan asked: Hey Ron wanna go get a meat tornado again some time? I've been craving it like crazy but I don't have the "money" to pay for it.
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I gained so many new followers after my campaign...
leslieknope2k12:
My inbox is always open (unlike Ron’s) so if you have any questions, comments, concerns, or feedback, please don’t hesitate to contact me!
Leslie, my inbox is open. I just don’t want people to send me questions. Or comments. Or concerns. Or feedback. Unless it has to do with a project they want to run. In which case I will gladly turn them down and crush their dreams.
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leslieknope2k12:
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annperkinspr:
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My mouth hurts a lot and it’s making me be mean to people.
That’s why I knocked Jerry’s coffee out of his hands. It was satisfying and made me feel better a little.
And you’re usually such a pleasant person.
Question as a nurse- Have you been icing it consistently?
I know I am, which is why I was...
When I logged in, I got a notification about...
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leslieknope2k12 replied to your post: I was just informed that I will not be in 3D.
Ron, have you been drinking Snake Juice again?
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benjamin-ben-wyatt replied to your post: I was just informed that I will not be in 3D.
You were going to be in 3D?
Not anymore.
I was just informed that I will not be in 3D.
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leslieknope2k12:
baconwrappedswanson:
Oh my God. Sleep it off. Do you need us to pick you up some hamburgers?
Took a half hour nap. Ate a ham. I’m good now. See you tomorrow.
Got s bottke off snake juive, stikk...
December 2011
45 posts
I was bored so I did a social experiment by I...
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leslieknope2k12:
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danceuponyou:
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The results:
4 people were really embarrassed and hung up
2 people were worried it would show up on their bill
1 person is a freak and I’m scarred for life
I will not be doing this again. God.
so what’s swansong’s number again? ;)
Somehow I don’t think Ron would complain if we changed his office...
I was bored so I did a social experiment by I...
insertaprilhere:
The results:
4 people were really embarrassed and hung up
2 people were worried it would show up on their bill
1 person is a freak and I’m scarred for life
I will not be doing this again. God.
If just one person never calls that number again, then you have done your job successfully.
Leslie Knope: Christmas was amazingly wonderful... →
leslieknope2k12:
Christmas was amazingly wonderful this year! We were up pretty early because I couldn’t fall back asleep, so we went downstairs and made waffles for breakfast and exchanged gifts. By then the fact that I’d only slept two hours kicked in, so we went back to bed.
My mom came over after lunch and…
I apologize for not stopping by. Tammy 1 and Tammy 2 both wanted to have me...
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